Monday, 8 May 2017


Everyone always running away from me.  I think this happens because my parents are cannibals.  Everyone thinks that means I am a cannibal to.  But, I never want to be cannibal.  I just couldn’t eat something so real.  I don’t understand why someone would eat a human instead of food.  It seems really weird.  If someone wanted me to eat a human they would have to pay me a million dollars, but I still wouldn’t do it.  I wouldn’t do it for all the money in the world, actually I would eat a human for all the money in the world and I would like it.

Monday, 27 March 2017


        One day Jimmy got out of bed went to the camera and started looking at the beautiful pictures of his family.  Well he was looking through the photos he came across a brown tarantula.  The weird thing about this photo was that in the background it had the same dresser and picture of Jimmy’s family on the wall.  Jimmy was getting worried.  He was positive that the picture was taken in his room.  So, he decided to check his room.  Jimmy put the camera down, walked into his room looked on the floor, and then screamed, “TARANTULA” and hit his head on the hard door.

Monday, 6 March 2017

City made of clay


          You might be wondering why there is a hand sticking out of the ground.  Well, I am going to tell you.  Last week, my father and I finished making our city out of colored clay.  I know that the picture looks really realistic, and does not look like clay.

           My dad and I never do anything together, so he thought that we could make a miniature city made out of clay.  It was going really well, but of course, my six year old brother had to play.  So, as I turned around I took a picture of my brother’s hand going straight through the ground made of clay.